Monthly Archives: July 2014

Very Horny Rooster

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.” Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but, farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Randy and takes the rooster home. He then sets him down in the barnyard and gives the rooster a pep talk, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. “So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer ended with a chuckle.

r943943_10013617Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after the flock of geese down by the lake. Once again, WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught — worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob — stone cold in the middle of the yard and buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.” Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “SHHHH, they’re getting closer…”

Choosing The Right Neighborhood To Move Into

It is no longer easy to tell whether a neighborhood is bad or not. In the past, you just have to make a quick drive across the neighborhood to see if there are many properties being abandoned or ask the local authorities for the neighborhood’s current situation. If properties are well kept and local authorities give a “thumbs up” approval when it comes to security, status and value then the neighborhood is a keeper.

How would you know if the neighborhood is something you would find favorable? Here are some tips that would help in finding the perfect neighborhood for you. Know what kind of neighborhood you want. Give a concrete definition of the neighborhood you want to live in. Do you want a neighborhood near by the sea? Do you want one that is serene and peaceful? Do you want to live in a family oriented neighborhood, college town, suburbs, city center or rural neighborhood?

Check out the public services available in the neighborhood. When neighborhood is financially down, towns and cities usually cut back on certain public services offered such as police, parks and libraries. Drive through the neighborhood and look for clues regarding the city or town’s financial condition. Do you see police officials patrolling the street? Are the streets and parks clean? Is the library cutting down its open hours?

If you have kids or are planning to have one, you have to check the local schools. It is important to know the quality of education the local schools provide. Do a research about the local schools or speak with the parents for they can tell how well or bad the schools are. Of course, talk to potential neighbors. If you are checking out the neighborhood, it is important to talk to those who are living in it. Who knows better than those who are currently living there?

When it comes to moving to a new house, it is very easy to change the things you don’t like. However, when it comes to the neighborhood, there’s no way you can change something so easily. Thus, it is really important to do early legwork and research to know whether you are choosing the right neighborhood or not. It would be even better if you have real estate Anglesea